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    i feel as though some of you were just starting to get comfortable. lol

    Comb Coils, Coils Etc
    lets pick up where we left off. lol

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    Up until a few years ago, I used to call my navel...my nabel.

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    when i go to liquor store with my boys i still don't know how much a fifth is, so i ask for the little one. what's bigger a fifth or a pint? help a sista out. i guess i stepped outta class when they going over that stuff. lol.

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    ^Let me know when you find out

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    lol it is a quantity of liquor equal to one-fifth of a gallon. <<< former lush/bartender

    so a fifth is bigger because a pint is 1/8 of a gallon

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    i confess... that i have wondered.. what it would be like.....

    to

    have sex with someone with Tourette's Syndrome h34r:

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    tohave sex with someone with Tourette's Syndrome h34r: ...

    You just made me spit my gum on my computer screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    if you cant figure the logic behind it... then something is wrong.. i would go deeper.. but there are children on the boards. lol

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    bump cause I love this thread

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    I'm afraid of vacuum cleaners...Brooms are okay

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    I hate Furbys!! (ok, I'm scared to death of Furby's)

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    I wanna be Vegan cause it sounds better than vegetarian, buit I really like cheese!

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    one day my mother was telling me about this great pho soup that she ate, and I thought that she meant faux soup. for the rest of the day I was trying to figure out how somebody could make fake soup

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    It took me several weeks to realise that my shower was draining slowly because I had the stopper on bathtub mode

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    when i heard people got shot, robbed, etc at gunpoint, i always wondered why people kept going to "gunpoint, wherever, usa". obviously gunpoint is a dangerous place. . .

    thanks to my grandmother's mississippi molasses drawl, i thought "might as well" was "midaswell" and "meddlin" "mellon". as in, "blue, you midaswell stop mellon your sister 'for i get a switch."

    when i was in daycare, around 3 years old, i had a huge crush on bobby brown and would wait for him to interrupt my naptime, whisk me off my cot, and we'd ride down the street to "on our own".

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    When I was in kindergarden, I used to think "knocking boots" or having sex was rubbing hands with another person

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    this weekend i went on a teacher field trip so i left my car at working, think that it would be easier to get it over the weekend. 'cept i left the electronic gate opener IN my car and i have to take the bus to work on monday morning. d'oh!

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    I went to lunch with some ladies at work, and they were running on and on about my boss getting tuned up every so often. I thought they were saying his vacation time rejuvenates him. It just dawned on me that these are some dirty talking heffas! I still don't really get how tuning up means sex, but whatever

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    Look to the left where the ads are. Okay, read under "Visit our Friends". Am I the only one who processes that as "Black Reefer" on first glance?
    (I didn't read the previous thread, so excuse me if somebody already said it)

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    (I didn't read the previous thread, so excuse me if...

    Me too!! Show where your mind is!!

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    I heard the phrase "all about the benjamins" and thought a benjamin was a penis and that the artist was confessing his homosexuality.

    I thought condom was short for condominium.

    My college roommate once told me that she and her friends had been "rolling 4 deep" and I thought they were just sitting really far back in their seats.

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    LOL .. nope! I was like ok i dun heard...

    *thud*

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    we have an elevator at my job that opens on both sides. i wasn't paying attention and got off on the wrong side on the wrong floor last week. what was dumb about it was that i started panicking when i didn't recognize anything or anyone (i never go to that particular floor and don't even know what department it is) and i thought for a split second that i was in another building downtown. . .

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    so a fifth is bigger because a pint is 1/8...

    thank u, thank u for clearing that up- now i can be an educated lush

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    I lost my car at walmart at 7am in the morning!!!! There wasn't even much cars in the parking lot I didnt think to check the other lane and was about the go report it stolen

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    I am still afraid of the BeetleJuice cartoon theme. If anyone remebers the cartoon. I get so afraid of those words when someone says them

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    i am sharing this on behalf of UechiwomanR who was made this discovery this evening (she told me about it):

    when you use body wash WITH a shower poof, it actually lathers. up until this point she couldnt figure out why it wouldnt lather right on her washcloth

    feel NnschmeiX to share dumb confessions on behalf of others.

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    LOL, I'm giving up all cool points with this one..........for the longest time I thought a "Benjamin" was a 20 dollar bill. I kept wondering why in the hell Diddy was goin on and on about some damn twenties!!!

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    my first cousin had never heard pig-latin until this past easter and was convinced that my younger brother and i had taken classes to learn. she is still calling me up to ask me how to say f**k u b***h so she can talk shyte to her co-workers but she doesn't realize she's probably the only one who can't speak it.

    sroper4

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